At 8pm tonight Canadian authorities have arranged for all Dyson Airblades to be pointed towards the superstorm Sandy and switched on in a effort to blow the storm back towards the USA.
The Canadian Government has been in talks with Sir James Dyson about the exact configuaration and settings adjustments required, to ensure that all Canadian Dyson Airblades when used in concert will be able to repel Hurricane Sandy, and push the super storm back into the USA.
"We've all seen the devastation that Sandy has done to New York, and that's something we do not want happening in Canada" said Remy LeBlanc of the Royal Canadian Metrological society.
"If the Dyson Airblade solution fails to work we have eight platoons of the Royal Mounted Police Force Choirs, readying themselves as the last line of defence to sing the storm either back out to sea or prevent it crossing the US / Canadian boarder" said Mr LeBlanc.
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