Rydell High School student Daniel Zuko was left stranded at a drive-in cinema theatre last night, as Sandy, whose full name is Sandy Olssen, hit the east coast of America.
Rydell’s Principal Blanche McGee commented, ‘The boy is a fool for letting himself get into such a dangerous situation. Even so, we’re glad he’s back. He is one of ours and it would be true to say that we go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong.’
Speaking after his ordeal, Mr Zuko said: ‘My biggest concern was, what will they say, Monday at school?’
Asked how he kept his spirits up during the eight hours he spent wandering around and sitting on a swing, he said, ‘Mostly, I just sat and wondered why-y-y.’
Mr Zuko said that he first realised he was in trouble when Sandy extinguished his cigarette in a spectacularly coquettish fashion.
Fellow student Elizabeth Rizzo, a declared supporter of Governor Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, said: ‘There are worse things he could do, like go with a boy or two.’