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   Carter
   

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   Turns out he was bezzie-mates with Prince Charles and gave the royals marriage advice. It's got to the stage now that tomorrow's headlines could be that Savile used to break into aquariums and do beastly things to manta rays and I wouldn't be at all surprised.

   Prince Charles really is a dickhead though, isn't he?

   http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/29/jimmy-savile-behaviour-prince-charles

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   It's only a matter of time before he's unmasked as being behind the global economic meltdown and climate change too

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Nunnion Splendacular
   

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   Not manta rays: sole. Their toothless mouths are said to have brought welcome relief to many a horny old sailor. Not to be confused with the similar-looking flounder, which would bite the old chap off in a flash.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Tripod
   

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   Not manta rays: sole. Their toothless mouths are said to have brought welcome relief to many a horny old sailor.

   Note to self: never order sole again.

   Prince Charles obviously warmed to someone who was even stranger than him...

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   JETFAB
   

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   I was lead to believe it was the Skate that was the fish of choice for the lonely seaman,
   hence the nickname 'Skate' for a sailor (and for Portsmouth fans).

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   I wonder...Am I brave enough to write something about Princess Di and her love of children?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   medici2471
   

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   Are we sure he is actually dead? Why the concrete? How many dodgy doctors did he know? Conspiracy!...

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Qoxiivi
   

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   There might be a sub in that, Jeni: many and various lines of evidence coming out that point towards Savile being responsible for everything bad that’s happened or is happening. Decline in bee populations, September 11th, Jedward...

   With a 'Savile molested baby pandas whilst helping al-Qaeda accelerate climate change' kind of headline.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   could Pinxit do a video spoof of that brilliant Sherlock ending where Cumberbatch fakes his own death then turns up stalking Watson...?

   Somehow combined with that episode where he turns up indecent at the Palace (shudders at very thought of 'advice' re Diana/Charles frigidity)...the horror...

   Posted 6 months ago #

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