Three carloads of police officers swooped on Jimmy Savile’s isolated hideaway, Allt Na Reigh, in Glencoe, which has joined 10, Rillington Place, Notting Hill and 25, Cromwell Road in Gloucester in the annals of infamy (which, incidentally, is making it a bugger to sell).
The Chief of the Northern Constabulary reported on their progress. “Things have been a bit quiet up here, crime-wise, so it was good to give our front-line guys something more than sheep-rustling to investigate. We’ve been going through the house with a fine-tooth comb - taking it in turns to sit in the armchair, with one of his big cigars, seeing who could do the best Jimmy Savile impression. Then we got down to business. From a single candlewick bedspread we managed to scrape enough rancid ejaculate to fill two Tupperware containers. We’re just not sure what to do with it. Some of the lads did a bit of spray-painting, then we were off back to the station. ‘Ow’s about that then”...