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Jimmy Savile Watched Me Masturbate!

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Started 6 months ago by arthurminnit
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A 55 year old Northampton man, known only as Mr X, but whose real name is Tony Michaels, (47) of 23 Acacia Avenue, Northampton, claims that Savile(34)leered at him from the TV, as he masturbated, whilst watching Pans People, on an edition of Top of The Pops in 1972.
He claims the whole experience left him traumatised and unable to talk about the matter until now, as he could not discuss it whilst his mother was still alive.
Happily, she died yesterday, enabling Mr X to finally come forward and expose the aging DJ and Wishmeister for the vile pervert that only Mr X knows him to be!
Mr Savile was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be on vacation in Cuba, probably, or somewhere.

Posted 6 months ago #
wallster

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Excellent. If you don't mind me saying.

Posted 6 months ago #
arthurminnit

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not at all.
thank you

Posted 6 months ago #
Squudge

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Arthur, you are among friends.
...are YOU Mr X?

<radiates non-judgemental acceptance to enable fellow biscuit to unburden>

Posted 6 months ago #
arthurminnit

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I, Arthurminnit, totally and utterly refute the implication that i am, or ever was, Mr Tony Michaels, (39).
It is the merest coincidence that we share an address, age, name and masturbatory habits!

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Yikes

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This is weirdly funny - I like it!!

Posted 6 months ago #
arthurminnit

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why, thank you, kind sir.

~~tony~~

i mean, Arthur

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