As thousands of celebrities from the 1970s suddenly feel the need for a long holiday in somewhere without an extradition treaty, British Airways have had to introduce extra flights.
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Posted 6 months ago # -
As thousands of celebrities from the 1970s suddenly feel the need for a long holiday in somewhere without an extradition treaty, British Airways have had to introduce extra flights. "It's a real bonus.", said a BA spokesman, "We've removed the tourist, business and first classes and replaced them with 'in-the-band', 'wigtastic' and 'glitter'."
There are other complications; to serve the passengers, air stewards have been issued with 10 foot barge poles and extra sickbags.
Posted 6 months ago #
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