Members of the Badger Liberation Front warned of severe repercussions if Owen Paterson continues with his ethnic cleansing in the Badgers Democratic Republic of Gloucestershire.
Speaking in a video thought to have been filmed deep in the foothills of Stroud, a notorious stronghold for the BLF, Jim Brock the leader of the organisation made the warnings. “We the BLF declare out and out war against Mr Paterson and his aggressive Conservative regime, if this systematic ethnic cleansing policy is continued”.
There have been reports of BLF sympathisers emptying bins during the night in the Gloucestershire capital and on Wednesday morning a gaggle of geese were attacked by foxes loyal to the BLF. This latest warning is seen as a deepening of the crisis effecting the Middle West.
The video, which was interrupted on several occasions due to Brock’s deteriorating health has been circulated on social media sites. Brock is said to have lost weight recently and is reported to have been suffering with a fever.