Ventriloquist dummy lookalike George Osborne was jubilant today as the economy stopped going down the pan quite so fast and hopes his family’s experience in the wallpaper business will be invaluable when it comes to papering over the cracks of the UK economy.
“As I have always maintained from day one, we are all in this together and now at last we are on the right track, although some of us are in a better class of carriage than most of the sub-standard pleb scum, what what.”