NewsBiscuit : Daily Mail Headline Generator

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

Daily Mail Headline Generator

(12 posts) (9 voices)

Started 2 years ago by Peter
Latest reply from Scroat

Tags:

Peter

offline
Member

A good way to procrastinate for a few minutes

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Posted 2 years ago #
QorbeQ

offline
Member

Have paedophiles made your mortgage impotent?

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

offline
Member

Oooh I love this...

Posted 2 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

offline
Member

Delicious fun.

Posted 2 years ago #
Peter

offline
Member

Are Brussels Bureaucrats turning Britain's Swans/ Cliff Richard Gay?

easily my favourites so far.

I challenge someone to write a story with one of these headlines!

Posted 2 years ago #
Jon Lever

offline
Member

Will filth on television give the memory of Diana cancer?

Marvellous.

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

offline
Member

Feeble attempt posted in writers' room under the headline "Will Feral Children Turn You Gay? asks Daily Mail".

Posted 2 years ago #
curry muncher

offline
Member

IS THE EURO GIVING DRIVERS CANCER?

Fantastic - this should prevent gainful employment for several hours.

Posted 2 years ago #
Peter

offline
Member

Nice one Wallster, I love the Will Ferrel punchline! Just on my way to give it 5 (for what thats worth)

Posted 2 years ago #
allmyownstunts

offline
Member

Some of them are real though. F'r'instance, 'Will the unemployed have sex with pensioners?' is obviously a Ronnie Wood thing.

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

offline
Member

Thanks Peter. Tis but a silly thing, but stars are always appreciated.

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

offline
Member

Will cancer give cancer cancer...

Posted 2 years ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.