That Kemi Badenoch speech in full
'Yes, hooray, we now have a policy and it's a big juicy one. 'After months in the wilderness with no policies, the Tories are back, with...
IHRA definition of antisemitism to include phrase “except when we do it”
The International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance announced today that their benchmark definition of antisemitism, like the American...
Starmer criticised for not having a full face Union Jack tattoo
All blank spaces in Britain - such as the space between the ears of most Farage voters - must now be filled with British flags. Once...
Lucy's Law to be extended to cover convicted racists
The law brought in to prevent puppies and kittens from being sold by pet shops is to be extended to include convicted racists. 'Puppies...
Fiscal black hole to be solved by fraud initiative
The government has run a trial project identifying benefit fraud where claimants leaving the UK for more than eight weeks have their...
New Zealand to create Hobbit ethnostate
Emboldened by the success of other genocidal maniacs, Halflings have decided to segregate New Zealand between those who get second...
Summit standoff as Putin shows reluctance to attend at the Hague
Following the debacle in Alaska and the love-in in Washington the political elders agree it's time Putin (or whichever stand-in is...
European leaders ask Japanese to develop 500” and 1,000” TVs
After peace talks in Yankeeland failed to interest the US President in stopping the war in Ukraine, a new initiative in offering Putin a...
If Ukraine war ends, how will Starmer get to do his serious face?
Any peace plan must include alternate photo ops, insisted Sir Keir, who was worried that voters would discover he has nothing else to do...
Epping residents unsafe
'In short, residents of Epping are unsafe,' said legal representative, Hope Porter. 'They are unsafe in that they are a danger to others,...
