Retired people who are working by looking after the old old people should pay into a pensioners pension fund so that they are able to support themsleves when they themselevs become old old and retire from being retired a peer has suggested.
If the retired old refuse to help the retired retired old old then they should have their walking sticks and zimmer frames removed says Lord Bitchheart. If they continue to refuse to help, the they should be subjected to the ultimate punishment of sitting in the House of Lords.
