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   Perks
   

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   Will be announced later tonight, promise. Sorry for the delay, but I have spent the last 24 bricking myself as I try my first shot at standup tonight. But it's a long bus journey home so I will do the results then

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Not Amused
   

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   Good luck !

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Golgo13
   

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   Good man! where?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Best of luck...feel free to use any of Dvo's material...I'd suggest by passing it to the competition.

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   charlies_hat
   

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   Best of British to you Perks, I would have loved to, but never had the balls.

   Have you read "This is Your Life" by J O'F ?

   Shame you don't know any funny people on here....

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Anonymous
   

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   Sorry Perks, I haven't a blinkin' clue what Neat-O is about.

   But as for tonight, big respect and may I wish you all the very best of luck.

   fingers xxxxed

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Psycadelic Squirrel
   

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   Good luck Perks. If in doubt resort to knob gags

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Hope all goes well Perky.

   Remember, don't get drunk beforehand.
   During is fine, but definitely not before.

   Will you be, ahem, checking-in with us on the outcome?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Idiot
   

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   Yep, good luck. Pause to take a few breaths and you'll be fine.

   Posted 7 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    Good luck Perks
    I hope your local MP turns out to lend some support

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    medici2471
    

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    Hope it's going well! Let us know the line that gets the biggest laughs...

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    I think we would all forgive you if you went out for a few sherbets after your performance and forgot to do the neat-o judging 'til tomorrow...

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    waylandsmithy
    

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    Good luck Perks. Knock 'em dead! Not literally, though. Oh god, what have I done?

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Well done, hope it goes/went well.

    Posted 7 months ago #
15. 

    Yikes
    

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    Yes, well done for having a go ... hope it all went well!

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Username
    

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    wow. good luck. look forward to reading your trip report

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Perks
    

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    Thank you all very much for your good wishes, they spurred me on and stopped me bottleing it at the last moment. It was amazing fun. Some stuff suffered a slow and painfully quiet death, but a lot got a good reaction. If anyone is thinking of trying it, I would say do it just once. For me, there was nothing better than 30 or so people laughing at something you have thought, written, then shared.

    But back to the important stuff, the NEAT-O results. Some good stuff subbed with a mix of tickers, and longer articles. They have inspired me to buy a pub just so I can name it The Czech Chicken Inn.

    So the Top 3 are

    In third place

    Midfield Diamond
    His piece not only made me laugh but he also gets extra point for using NEAT-O to vent some anger

    In second place

    Jamsieoconnor
    Again gave me many chuckles but also shows potential as a government policy advisor

    And the Winner

    Darryl from Lincoln, Haywood Manley himself, Aka Idiot
    He was the first in there with the Chicken pun, but did it in a way that still leaves me with a funny visual image.

    So good luck Idiot, the baton is now with you

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Idiot
    

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    Wow, ta. I'll have to brush up on those Neat-o rules now. Cheers!

    Posted 7 months ago #

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