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After Jimmy Savile, who's next...?
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Posted 6 months ago #
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beau, I don't reckon you'd be entitled to compensation, but they could probably arrange you a spot on Jeremy Kyle.
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I don’t know why everyone is so hard on Jimmy Savile when I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded, funny thing was I had asked to fly on Concorde.
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Dear Jimmy, please fix it for DLT to be arrested next. The tension is killing me.
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Wonder if Rolf Harris has any holiday planned...
Jake the peg... with his "extra leg"...
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I dunno, I feel that Rolf is probably innocent.
If he's not, questions will be asked of his "Learn To Swim" ad...
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I don’t know why everyone is so hard on Jimmy Savile when I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded, funny thing was I had asked to fly on Concorde.
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But, tripod, did you see the bit further down where Ann Robinson claims to have been groped by the Irish PM? I never knew Blunkett was the Irish PM.
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An old woman spots Rolf Harris in the street and goes up to him.
"Aren't you the one who did 'Two Little Boys' in the 70s," she asks.
"No dear," says Rolf, "that was Jimmy Savile."
Ba-doom TSH!
(Also lifted from Sickipedia, BTW)
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(as was this)
Jimmy Savile was an influential figure in the history of rock. Back in the 60s he introduced Cream to the Small Faces.
I'll get my coat...
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