Nick Griffin, the leader of the BNP, was banned from a B&B last year it emerged today. The couple running the B&B became concerned when they noticed his name as he checked in.
"As a strict Christian family, we do not believe in the existence of legendary creatures, such as a Griffin, and feel that we have the right to not allow one to stay in our house overnight."
Griffins, which have the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle, are banned from law from marrying each other and the church has been determined in its opposition to "Griffinism".
Nick Griffin argued that it was obvious he wasn't the same Griffin, as he has the body of a stray cat and the head of a tit.