A tired-looking government spokesperson today described the frustration felt in Westminster at the news of record drugs hauls in 2012.
"I mean.. it's great and all.. but we just have big warehouses full... full of millions of pounds weed, coke, acid and crack which... which to be honest, we.... we just can't bring ourselves to destroy"
He said, as his bloodshot eyes darted around the room nervously.
"...was that a spider?" he added, scratching at his neck.
It's thought that the hauls of contraband from recent years could total in the region of £2bn.
Successive government office parties and visits to oligarch's yachts have reduced the stockpile to about half that.
He continued "We estimate that if we could liquidate the contents of that storage room we could... oh....wow....cool!.. can you see that?" as he waved his fingers back and forth about an inch from his face.
it is believed government scientists are exploring ways of introducing the drug into the air conditioning system in the house of lords in one spectacular act of collective euthanasia.