US Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan shocked supporters today by announcing that he was thinking the unthinkable and considering the issuing of a factual statement. "I know that this will be of concern to my base but drastic times call for drastic measures". Said Ryan. "As I said to my good friend Ronald Reagan only yesterday as we completed a 12 hour shift in Santa's workshop, the American people deserve the whole truth. And as the man that rescued the Lindbergh baby and relieved Mafeking they know they can trust me". Mr Ryan's agent, Charles Ponzi was unavailable for comment.
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