These are not from pub quizzes, but local radio quizzes. The questions aren't the funniest/best part, but the answers. All true, and heard by several members of my family.
3. Which actor's real name was Marion Morrison? A. Oh, I don't know. Can you give me a clue? (Presenter adopts crap John Wayne accent and says, "The hell I will!' Oh go on, just a wee clue!
2. In which year was the 1998 World Cup held? A. 2000
1. In which european city would you find Gorky Park? A. Edinburgh. (Presenter asks if they are sure) Yep, definitely Edinburgh, there's Gorgy Road, so I'm sure that's the answer.
I truly despair of people.