Aquafresh have today announced the latest addition to their range, the new 'soap and water' mouthwash. Targeted at parents with 'sweary' children, it ensures they can carry out their disciplinary promises easier, quicker and with a hint of mint.
'We made this formulation for those who wish to stop their kids using expletives whilst fighting plaque' a spokesman for the oral hygiene company told us. 'It will help prevent gum disease as well as keeping he 'cock and bollocks' out of teenagers mouths'
One parent from the north of England who tried the product has said she found the mouthwash worked better than expected. 'My lad would swear every second word, but after one week he has started telling people he lives in S'horpe'
Although there were no samples available for those at the press launch to try the new 'soap and water' mouthwash, a journalist from the Daily Star was forced to use it after asking whether users should 'spit or swallow'