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Runestone Cowboy
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There's a whole other world of dead former celebrities to choose from, who only appear to be resting in peace. But can you use internet rumours or compelling police evidence, to decide which one will be the next to be exhumed?
Jimmy Savile is a given, so you can't pick him. I'm going for Roy Castle, because he had very small eyes.
beau-jolly
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Roy Castle! No! I always thought he was a lovely chap. Ardent anti-smoker though. More likely conspiracy is that the tobacco barons had him snuffed.
I am amazed that there weren't more stories about the late, ex PM, Ted Heath and rent boys once he was safely buried. Different era I guess.
Gerontius
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Jagger's not dead?
So who's that fronting the Stones these days?
This will all blow over and die a death when the media realise that all this muck-raking will involve 90% of the population.
A reverse Dead Pool could be termed The Resurrection Shuffle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCoaNjZqUM&feature=related
Quality side-burns...and singing LIVE on TOTP...strewth
Back in the day when pop stars did a bit of brick laying on the side
Ironduke
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Here's a disturbing thought- along the lines of power corrupts...
Either there is an over-representation of perverts in those who become rich and succesful, with shared traits meaning perverts are more likely to rise to power
OR
we're all perverts inside, but it gets easier to express our perversions when we have wealth and power
OR
we're all perverts inside, and we're all at various shenannigins, but we're more likely to get found out if we are rich and famous
Anyway, you all have a ponder on that one while I pop off to have a wank in the kennels.
The All New Jeni B
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Me.
The All New Jeni B
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Well, quite, Id.
"Is that a unicorn in your paddock or is the stallion just pleased to see me?"
Stan Laurel
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That reminds me - Talking of sheep.
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