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Man with sousaphone stuck in backside misdiagnosed with Tubaculosis.

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Started 7 months ago by bonjonelson
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bonjonelson

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sorry...

Posted 7 months ago #
butagirl

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Sousaphone would work better - it's a closer relation to the tuba.

Posted 7 months ago #
Idiot

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Trouble with wind?

Posted 7 months ago #
bonjonelson

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Thank you kindly, buttergirl. And idiot, yes, frequently.

Posted 7 months ago #
writinginbsl

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ooh yes

stars

sexy sax man

Posted 7 months ago #
Gerontius

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Man with pop impressario stuck up his arse suffering from Irritable Cowell Syndrome

Posted 7 months ago #
Scroat

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Loyd Grossman suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.

Posted 7 months ago #
Lucy4

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Man thought he had a piano stuck up but it turned out to be just the stool.

Posted 7 months ago #
Cinders

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Man with cornet up backside can't get problem licked.

Posted 7 months ago #
sigmund

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Man with strawberry stuck up arse asks Doctor for some cream.

Posted 7 months ago #
bonjonelson

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Nocturnal ornithologist suffering from Irritable Owl Syndrome.

Posted 7 months ago #
Scroat

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Man says he has a lettuce up his arse. Doctor shines a torch up there. "What can you see?" says the man.

"It's just the tip of the iceberg" says the doctor.

Mahatma Coat.

Posted 7 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Posted 7 months ago #
Squudge

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Man with eel stuck up his arse does the conger

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