New York — The U.S. Trade Council has accused China of copyright infringement after it replicated the United States within its borders.
Chinese leaders refuted accusations and stated that the territory, which is a third of the size of the U.S., called the United Chinese States of America (U.C.S.A), is no more than a working blueprint — a program much like a biosphere where our citizens can learn how it feels to be a greedy American.
Dean Profit, Spokesperson for the U.S. Trade Council stated, “When you take a product, any product, and make an exact copy of it without improving it or worsen it, then you are not in accordance with the World Trade Agreement. Here, you have the U.C.S.A, which is almost identical to the U.S.A., with a government that has deviated away from the original ideals, created regulations and laws that totally dick over its population, a population that has collectively become 60% obese, and another 47% who have become lazy good for nothings — that’s not what you call a working blueprint, that is called the United States of America!”