NewsBiscuit : Police tazer blind man after confusing his white stick for a samurai sword

Police tazer blind man after confusing his white stick for a samurai sword

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philthefunk

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Lancashire Police have said that the PC who tazered the the blind man would be for the chop.
'The gentleman in question was obviously shocked as he didn't see it coming', said a Police spokesperson, 'but not as bad as his guide dog which now looks like a yellow conker."

Posted 7 months ago #
virtuallywill

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BBC news page said "The man was taken to hospital for treatment and later discharged."
Realbiscuit!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184

Posted 7 months ago #
philthefunk

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I just heard the story on the radio! That's a great headline! :-)

Posted 7 months ago #
brd888

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Blind man falls down the stairs?

Posted 7 months ago #
brd888

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You could cut and paste this story from the "real" news and it would still be hilarious.

Posted 7 months ago #
The Secret Cabal

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THE REAL, ACTUAL STORY, VIZ-A-ZIV REPORTAGE OF FACTUAL CONTENT, IS DECREED FUNNIER THAN THIS SPOOF WITH REFERENCE TO MINIMAL CHORTLAGE.

Posted 7 months ago #
brd888

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Blind man mistakes village idiot for Policeman?

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