Soppachino: A bitter drink full of froth, served in another country for tax reasons
Double mocker: One with a receipt and one without, strictly cash only
Skinny Blasé: a favourite with our accountants. Served under the counter
South Americano: taking the finest ingredients from our haven in Venezuela, discount for paying in Bolivars and Centimos
Heavily filtered: Trickled through an off-shore paper system, a few mislaid drops aren’t going to trouble the treasury.
Chi Tea tips: No milk, no sugar, no national insurance. A refreshingly dishonest cuppa
If any of our drinks leave a bad taste in your mouth, why not try a slice of our Massive Fudge*?
* May show on your receipt as a charitable donation.
Starbucks. Who needs a slogan, when your logo is a grabbing bitch?