9 year old schoolgirl, Dani May, narrowly escaped extradition to her bedroom today after claiming that she was upset at being told off. Having watched six solid hours of Tracy Beaker on iPlayer, Dani refused to come off the computer when asked to by her mum. Fearing being sent to her bedroom, she appealed to her previously insensitive grandmother by thrashing about on the floor and claiming that 'she's hurt my feelings' and 'it's not fair'. After minutes of heated debate between her maternal relatives she was allowed just one more episode if she promised to be a good girl. Sadly the smile on her face evaporated when threatened with the imminent return of her father, Lord Justice May, to the family home.
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Schoolgirl evades bedroom ban after claiming 'hurt feelings'
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