The police found this in his bedroom:
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The police found this in his bedroom:
Just above the organ!
It's a bloody weird quote to put in a cathedral. You can almost picture the policeman taking the statement from the priest. Who knew the church had a twisted, ironic sense of humour?
Did they resurrect the neon from Ann Summers?
Yeah, used to be the slogan for their range of crotchless cassocks.
That's also what the world looked like through Jimmy Savile's glasses....
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