"Its great" said an exhausted Felix Baumgartener,
"I saved £5 on my fees, and another £1 because I didn't use the toilet"
Baumgartener was speaking as he boarded his shuttle bus into the city centre from Ryanair's advertised "London Roswell" airport.
"The constant announcements about scratch cards and smokeless cigarettes got so annoying that at about 60,000ft I considered not opening my parachute" he continued.
But it wasn't all good For Mr. Baumgartener, as it was only after jumping that he realised he'd left his iPad on board.