ANGER IN THE SUBURBS
A SOBBING MAN IS IN A CAGE. HE IS PELTED WITH FILTH. IT IS TOO DARK FOR THE PELTEE TO IDENTIFY HIS PELTORS.
HE QUOTES THE INGREDIENTS OF SHAMPOO BOTTLES, SAUSAGE ROLL WRAPPERS AND RECIPES FOR SHIT CHUTNEY. OCCASIONALLY HE IS SICK OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS AND SOMEONE LAUGHS.
EVERY EPISODE IS THE SAME EXCEPT FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN HE IS PELTED WITH SLIGHTLY LESS FILTH AND HAS A HAT ON. IT IS A HAT UNRELATED TO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. PERHAPS A BEANIE. THE CABAL IS YET TO DECIDE.
THE BACK STORY IS THAT THE MAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN THE CAGE AND ONCE OWNED A BUDGIE BUT IT WAS WRITTEN OUT TO SAVE COSTS. THE BUDGIE IS OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE EXCEPT WHEN THE PELTORS PAUSE PELTING AND THE PELTEE ANNOUNCES 'I MISS THAT BUDGIE'.
OMNIBUS ON SUNDAY CONTAINS COMMENTARY ON DISTANCE AND SPEED AT WHICH FILTH IS PELTERED.
