HERE IS AN EXCELLENT WIKI JOKE CREATED FOR YOUR INFINITE MIRTH BY THE SECRET CABAL. WE KNOW YOU WILL ENJOY IT.
THE JOKE TAKES ON THE FORMAT OF A NON-RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH YOU AREN'T EXPECTED TO RESPOND,FOLLOWED BY A PRE-DETERMINED RESPONSE. THIS 'PREMISE/PUNCHLINE' FORMAT USES SOME ABBREVIATION: 'Q' REPRESENTS THE WORD 'QUESTION', 'A' REPRESENTS 'ANSWER'. THE CABAL HOPES THIS IS ENOUGH BASIC INFORMATION TO BE GOING ON WITH VIZ-A-ZIV FINDING THE JOKE HILARIOUS.
RIGHT. HERE GOES. PREPARE TO BE AMBULANCED BY HUMOUR.
Q: (QUESTION): HOW MANY NONCES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: (ANSWER: THE PUNCHLINE IF YOU WILL): IT CAN BE DIFFICULT TO GENERALISE. IT IS DEPENDENT ON THEIR COMBINED ELECTRICAL EXPERIENCE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING, YOU HAVE A DEFECT. PLEASE PICK UP A SELF-HELP LEAFLET FROM OUR SECRET CLINIC IN THE CABAL UNDERGROUND.