I was dismayed to learn that Northampton, a town previously famous only for shoemaking and homosexual chat show hosts, has now, apparently, become a haven for child molesters.
I recently purchased a pedometer, and was horrified to find it clicking up one more nonce with almost every step I took.
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Northampton: Kiddie Fiddler Capital of Britain
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arthurminnit
offlineMemberPosted 8 months ago # -
The Secret Cabal
offlineMemberTHE CABAL IS HEARTENED BY SUCH CARE AND LOOKING-AFTERWAYS GET OUTING OF OTHERWISE ANCIENT JOKES. NICE TO SEE THEM STILLGETTING A RUN OUT AND NOT BEING SHOT BEHIND A BARN.
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