The surviving members of legendary rock group Led Zeppelin have pledged to never come back for one last time, unsupported by the surviving musician of the Beatles.
News of the Never-come-back gig has caused a sensation online, with rumours of a guerrilla non-appearance at the long-demolished Marquee Club. Fans have reported not seeing anyone playing there on several occasions, with bootleg blank video tapes changing hands on ebay for hundreds of pounds.
As always, touts have attempted to cash in on the non-event, with imaginary tickets proving surprisingly hard to get hold of. But Trading Standards has warned people to be extra vigilant, after some fans bought crudely doctored tickets to the 'Will They Never Fuck Off' Rolling Stones tour.