Legendary jazz musician has been stripped of all hit records having recently been revealed as part of the most professional doping jazz group in history.
Despite never having tested positive for any banned substances critics have always questioned how he managed to play both the trumpet and the trombone. British big band leader Billy Cotton said "the gravelly voice should have given it away - it was never an even playing field, I should have been much more successful, no wonder he thought it was a wonderful world"
More recent commentators have included Will.I.Am who said "I have been saying for years that Louis Armstrongs music is Dope, it's sad to have been proveed right".
Louis Armstrong was "conveniantly" not available for comment.
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