here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for with baited breath (at least, it smells like it’s been baited) - the results of this week’s neat-o challenge. It’s a day early, as the entries have dried up and I’m working in that London for the next four days with no computer access.
I didn’t think ‘small shop-keepers’ would be a rich source of humour, but you’ve proved me wrong. We’ve had some lovely, groan-inducing puns, worthy of inclusion in a Waitrose own-brand Christmas cracker. Perks, charlies_hat, Squirrel, Yikes, LittleSpender, scroat, jamesie et al, take a bow, give yourselves a hug. Weematt gets credit for productivity, with three entries. All of them a welcome break from the endless paedo jokes and the other disturbing stuff.
However, the worthy winner with this - http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49206&replies=1#post-141985
is malgor for it’s surreal take on the subject. Congratulations, malgor, Mr. O’Farrell says to say, 'the cheque is in the post’. Please don’t set ‘Savile’ as the next topic.