Historical documents about Guy Fawkes have been found in an archive at the British Museum.
Although a once popular figure in British society, it came to light after his death that he had a penchant for interfering with unwilling ladies.
"He loved trying to set off my bangers", reportedly said a source.
Another, known as Catherine, said "he strapped me to the spokes of a cart and set fire to my hair."
Once seen as a miracle worker, people from all over the realm wrote to him at a national newspaper to make their dreams come true.
"Guy Fawkes'ed it for me......"
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Guy Fawkes fingered my ruff and twirled my sparklers says strumpet.
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offlineMemberPosted 7 months ago # -
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offlineMemberDid you see the NiB, think jim savile is guy fawkes then write what is above
Honestly, the stream of consiousness approach isn't funny. There is a chance this could be good if you gave you fingers a rest from posting the first thought in your head and work on one idea.
You've posted 11 things today and not one is that funny.
Why are you posting if you are not going to put some thought into it. xxxx
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