The Vatican are preparing Pope Ratzinger for a unifying bout with a top member of the C of E clergy for the vacant Archbishop of Canterbury mitre.
The bout will take place in Madison Square Garden and the hunt is on for the best looking nuns to walk around the ring with the round cards.
The Royal Family are keeping an eye on the outcome should the Pope win and become head of both churches. A mouth-watering fight with the Queen, who would want to gain the Church Of England back, could be in prospect.
Audley Harrison will fight the loser.
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Pope to fight top Arch-Deacon for vacant Archbishop of Canterbury slot
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