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   Ironduke
   

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   ...but with some new arrivals I'm kind of missing KazyTC and Louis Vitton handbags.

   Any chance of a spring clean? Or at least a flush and spray?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Get the Hibiscrub out Id...

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   shitsu_tonka
   

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   Is Hibiscrub the one that can get you drunk?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Dunno, I've got a bottle of it in the cupboard.
   Hang on...

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   FlashArry
   

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   ... stomach pump to stand-by -

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   No, it'sh fine.
   Really quite refreshing I shupposhe...

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   FlashArry
   

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   Neat, on the rocks, or with a mixer ?

   Just for the inevitable accident report, you understand

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Tripod
   

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   Somewhere amongst the spammers, trolls, multiple identities and sad individuals with too much time on their hands, there's an interesting little website here where people can verify that writing funny is harder than it looks. It would be good if those who are wrecking it are banned from NB...

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Can anyone funnier than I am (i.e. almost all of you) write a piece dissin' the pig shite yoof? You know the wigger, estuary, text speak shite. Yoo get me blud?
   I was thinking along the lines of a kid being interviewed about something desperately important to him (like, "is this your gun sir?") but being unable to make himself understood.

   BTW. This DuBois chap appears to be pissing himself with alarming frequency when laughing. I would recommend he gets his prostrate looked at sharpish.

   Posted 7 months ago #
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    kimllfixit
    

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    LMAO.

    Get me a doctor.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    If you're going to have your prostate looked at, 'sharpish' is most definitely not the manner of inspection I would choose.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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