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Northerners! Don't Try This In A London Pub!....

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Jesse Bigg

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...Asking the barman not to put your shandy in a women's glass.

Posted 7 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Do you know what? There is a grain of funiness here. I love the idea of asking for a shandy and then demanding a manly glass. Probably need a snappy rewrite though

cf Bob Hope in road to somewhereorother: "Pint of milk...in a dirty glass"

Posted 7 months ago #
Sinnick

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Northerners don't drink shandy.

Posted 7 months ago #
arthurminnit

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northern puffs do!

Posted 7 months ago #
FDubois

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HAHAHA! Northen puffs!

Posted 7 months ago #
arthurminnit

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no, not northen, northern.
i will make allowances because you are french, but one more of those and it's red card time!
ma fois, zuit alors, etc.

Posted 7 months ago #
zipit

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Oh Ah Cantona

Posted 7 months ago #
FDubois

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FRENCH???? FUK U

Posted 7 months ago #
zipit

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In Northen france they eat male plug sockets. Le wankers. I might post that.

Posted 7 months ago #
Jesse Bigg

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Aye, it's all rate for yee lot; you've probably never had to argue the toss with a Cockney barman.

Posted 7 months ago #
Lucy4

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I feel sorry for the woman. She doesn't only get her glass of Chilean Chardonnay totally ruined, she finds herself standing next to a Northerner!

Posted 7 months ago #

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