David Cameron has outlined plans to allow homeowners to escape conviction when confronting burglars. These guidelines will also extend to laboratories where animal testing takes place.
In his keynote speech Cameron explains, "Anyone breaking into medical facilities effectively leave their human rights at the door. These facilities therefore are permitted to trap them and use them for important trials on new cosmetics and harsh surfactants"
The ALF have reacted angrily to the news, a spokeshoodie said, "we will continue the fight to defend defenceless animals against the tyranny of the pharmaceuticals industry, but who the hell will campaign to save us from vivisection?" As yet no group has come forward.