Ur, um, er.....upset Liverpool (tick)
Upset Portsmouth (tick)
act like an oaf (cont)
Become Leader of the hooray henry party.
Become Prime Minister
Make Cheryl Cole Chancellor (phwoar!)
Declare war on Slough
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