George Osbourne will outline at the Tory Party Conference today how he can save £10bn by selling off Team GB.
"It's my intention to destroy all the good feeling the Summer Olympics by selling our most successful Olympiads to interested parties," claims Osbourne.
Greenpeace are said to be interested in utilising Rebecca Adlington's skills, while the Hadron Collider in Cern would like Sir Chris Hoy to help keep it going.
Bruce Forsyth wants to buy Bradley Wiggins for his sideburns and make a new wig, Tom Daley is said to interest Louis Walsh!
G4S have put a massive bid in for the Boxing Team AND all the Gamesmakers.
The government intend to make Ben Ainslie become the Royal Navy.
"We've even been offered a tenner for Brendan Foster," said Osbourne
George Osbourne to save £10bn by selling off Olympiads.
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