My youngest was suffering a bad cold and our local doctor was kind enough to call at our house to see how she was. But, somehow our pine teachest got in the way a little.
You see, we had a few ornaments on it, like a little hand bell and a little doll from the Far East; plus the fact that I had accidentally pushed a cushion towards the teachest. Getting a little confused? Well, the doctor was, as he somehow thought that the teachest was some kind of altar, because before he took a look-see at my daughter, he decided to kneel on the cushion near the teachest, ring the hand bell, clap his hands and say a little prayer!