Since Cameron became the leader of the Tory Party, I and a few others in my little social circle (the lads down at the pub) have often wondered if he has been jetting off on the odd weekend to warmer climes in order to rejuvenate his tan. 'Cos, on environmental grounds, alone, we (the lads) feel that if that's the case, he should come clean on the subject, as it would no doubt clash with his pro-environment policy; especially now that he is the PM.
In a nutshell, the lads want to know how big is Cameron's carbon footprint? And does he still have the time to go jetting off re his tan?
Surely, for the sake of the environment and future generations, wouldn't it be better for him to start using fake tan cream. Saying this, me and the lads do realise that some people may start calling him 'Fake Tan Man Cameron,' but this would be 'small beer' compared to the big picture, ie, Planet Earth's future.
However, ending on a brighter note, let's not forget the fact that he has (hopefully)
rejuvenated the anti-macassar industry.