God will re-run the bidding process for the ‘Life in our Solar System’ franchise after a successful legal challenge by Martian Aliens found serious flaws in the Earth’s original business case.
An initial inquiry has found God accepted hopelessly optimistic estimates regarding the quantity and quality of Life that can be sustained on Earth in the future.
A spokes-jellylikething for Mars said: “we always believed our plans for a less ambitious range of life forms were more sustainable than Earth’s. Since losing the Life franchise our investors have taken flight and left us with little more than a dust bowl. Clearly we’ll be seeking legal redress from God to recompense us for our failed planet.
God has suspended Senior civil servant Jesus pending a fuller investigation.