Comedian, entertainer and 70’s television personality Freddie Starr is today facing serious allegations that he has once again eaten a fury mammal…this time a cat owned by a 12 year old girl from Runcorn.
According to reports, Starr had been staying at the home of friend David Clifford and his 12-year-old daughter Maxine in Runcorn, Cheshire when the incident took place.
Starr is claimed to have returned home from a performance at a Manchester nightclub in the early hours of the morning and demanded that Mr. Clifford make him a sandwich. When he refused, he went into the kitchen and put his daughter’s pet cat, Jimmy, between two slices of bread and proceeded to eat it.
After devouring the poor pussy, Starr, it is alleged, then began licking Maxine’s pet beaver, an odd pet granted, but fully domesticated and quite popular in Runcorn.
Starr though is furiously denying the allegations of eating a 12 year old child’s pussy and licking her beaver.
He says that the only time that he ever stayed at Mr. Clifford’s house was two weeks ago and that the incident is a complete fabrication.
Starr said "I have never eaten or even nibbled a live hamster, gerbil, guinea pig, mouse, shrew, cat, beaver, vole or any other small mammal".
Asked repeatedly by gathered press if he had ever eaten anything else, other than a small mammal, that may or may not be construed as ‘worrying’ Starr replied “I did once suck on a young boys cock. I had permission though, I didn't swallow anything, merely put the prize rooster in my mouth to dampen down his feathers prior to entering the cock into.....hold on......fuck off......I know where this is going......”
Did the young boys cock?