It's amazing how rumours can travel,
since the death of Mr J Savile.
To "Fix" his Urgins@,
was he fingering Virgins?.
his reputation begins to unravel.
With a demeanor as pure as a Vicar's
he used to select young pop pickers
he'd take them to one side
and gradually slide
his hand up the leg of their Knickers.
His hand, clustered in Treasure
Mainly used to administer pleasure
one ring, which was green
was a wanking machine
which he applied to himself in good measure