into the Jimmy Saville scandal at the BBC,police have now recieved evidance from none other than Bubbles the chimp of the late Michael Jackson.Bubbles has spoken to police that he and other chimps were passed around a masonic monkey sex ring from the 1970s to the presant day.The investigation is at an early stage at the moment but its been leaked that a shaken and distrort Bubbles has blown the lid and named several dead and living stars of the TV screen, including many well known family faverite presenters at the BBC, HQ of the monkey baby sex fucking ring.Bubbles claims he was groomed in the late 70s while in the baby ape incloser at London zoo after being befriended by the late Johny Morris OBE.First it was the offer of the odd banana,then the touching started said a traumatised Bubbles,whos now on heavey medication.Then Johny took me to the BBC to see his friends including Saville and Gary Glitter for drug fueled group sex in Savilles dressing room.But said Bubbles it didnt end there,soon Johny started to pass me around his other friends, including the late Terry Nutkins,the late zoologist Desmond Morris(who mainly just liked watching),Blue Peters John Knokes and Peter Pervert, and sadly even the innocent harmless looking Wille Rushton couldnt resist Bubbles hairy young arse.Bubbles aging American cousin Clyde has also flown to England today and is helping Scotland yard with their inquires as it seems the list of celebritys involved in baby ape sex includes a aptly named Dirty Harry aka Clint Eastwood.Clyde says he was past back and forth from a young age between the BBC and Hollywood studios and Jacksons Neverland ranch,where he was banged senceless and made to perform in vile sex games,the main instugaters being Johny Morris and Saville.Police are even thinking of exhuming the late chimp Cheater for DNA evidance after ape cheese was found on the exhumed body of Jonny Weismiler aka Tarzan,who is also been named by Bubbles and Clyde.Well bring you more news and more nonce names when we get them.
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Yeah I know what you mean Junerain,what on earth is going on here?are some people on another planet,thats what your thinking isnt it?Half of the people on here dont seem to take anything seriously,their proberly sitting at work bored thinking I no Ill go and annoy Mr Admin on Newsbiscuit,you know the funny looking guy thats premiturly bald.Yeah I think most of them are mentaly unstable,their write te first thing that comes into their head,their NUTS ALL HAZEL NUTS....away in a manger no crib for a bed,the little lord Jesus lay dow.........GO COMPARE GO COMPARE IF YOU NEED INSURANCE GO COMPARE GO COMPA........free cream cakes,free cream cakes,free cream cakes free him now he didntdo it,it was Mr Stawberry Muffin.......GO COMPARE GO COMPAR........lay down his sweet head.
I agree DG,its about time the strange looking bald guy got off his arse and did something constructive instead of googling for the latist wig.
Yeah I know,did you see the photo of him?poor fucker,O Farell should put a stop to that kind of stuff,suppose a small child had seen that photo,hed be scared to leave the house.He wants to go to Toupee Toms in Camden high street,they specialise in hard to fit heads.Look good to and Im sure theyd deliver it straight to the Newsbiscuit office due to it being a emergency and all.Very stylish,they look practicaly real,and it saves you wearing a hat becouse there waterproof,and you get a free pack of 200 staples.Very affordable as well,they do HP terms for those who are realy in need.
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