In the blue corner, Brian Cox and Ben Miller, the charismatic media faces of physics.
Erudite, photogenic and engaging, bringing a new, friendlier perspective to science.
In the red corner, Philip Denning, head of physics at Ugborough Academy
Weaselly looking, as personable as a rancid flounder, lives at home with his mother.
Intent on grinding through the syllabus as quick as possible so he can get home to his beloved trainset
It would put anyone off