In yet another blow to their reputation, news has leaked out that a pool table was photographed on a camera-phone in a state of undress next to Prince Harry.
The pool table in question was photographed by a fellow reveller at a party where it is said to have had several beers placed on it. The table itself was in an advanced state of undress, being a pile of wood and a slate leant against the wall.
In an expose in an Italian magazine the table speaks of being disassembled by workmen before the photos were taken. The table is said to be totally devastated at being photographed with not even a cue for protection – “it’s terrible” said the table “he’s all ginger and everything, what was I thinking!”.
This will come as another blow to the games room family, coming shortly after an air hockey table was photographed with its top open for maintenance by a paparazzi hanging from a tree.
Picture Courtesy of Liberty Games