In an exclusive frank interview given to both Andrew Marr and Dermot Murnaghan about the virtues of marriage, Nick Clegg said the Tory-LibDem marriage is a worthwhile exercise because it proves “Hate conquers all”
“Both Dave Cameron and I, along with the British people, had a patholigical hatred of Gordon Brown” said Nick relaxing on his luxurious sofa with a gin and tonic, having just re-dyed his hair “so it made sense to form an alliance to see if we could to get rid of that twat Gordon Brown who nobody likes or ever did like”
“Fortunately it worked out, much to the relief of the British public, who shared our hatred. I don’t know where that madman is now, but if he ever comes near me again I will have to take out a restraining order.”
Fucking hell, for once Nick’s in tune with the British public.