Fashion followers were cock a hoop last night as it emerged that football has finally gone 'off trend'.
A new report by the much respected Association of Corporate Yesmen that says football has been downlisted and supporting Arsenal or Man United is no longer obligatory. The news means millions of executives, TV personalities and fashists all over Britain no longer have to pretend to be fans of 'the people's game'.
"I feel a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. The burden of impression was beginning to get me down," said Timothy - Tim - Hammersley, a TV presenter from North London.
The problem with fashion is that it only changes every five years and even then you don't get a vote, said Hammersley. With many fashion followers beginning to question their devotion, it was a massive relief when they were finally granted permission to not have an opinion on Arsene Wenger.