Well, it's about lunchtimeish on Friday so that means it's...
NEAT-O JUDGEMENTAL TIME.
Well done to everyone who entered and to several people who didn't. There's been a high standard of entries throughout (except the crap ones of course) which is gratifying in this modern day and age. You're all winners in our hearts, but there can be only one real, proper winner, otherwise the whole thing becomes a mockery.
My decision (in no particular order) as to the top 3 in each of the categories is as follows:
Charlies_hat with 'Wind farmer buys new ex-tractor'
Lucy4 with 'Wurzels to release, I've Got a Brand New Dewind D8/2'
Cinquecento with 'UK rocked by storms as activists break into wind farms to 'liberate captives''
Deadcode with 'Residents pleased with nuclear power plant: “At least it's not a wind farm.”'
Perks with 'Wind Farm goes into administration after lack of breeding.'
Button with 'An ill wind blows as anti GM protesters storm farm'
The Footlong Super Subs:
Jamsieoconnor with 'Wind farmer plunges 20,000 feet to his death'
Thesnug with 'Revealed : Nick Clegg’s Lager Fueled Internet Trolling Sessions'
Anyway, to the final decision.
Well, it's been very hard for me this week. Too much Golden Root Complex, but back to the final decision;
In overall third place, and winning a pickled egg and a small bag of salty nuts it's THESNUG.
Second, taking home a slightly soiled yellow sofa and a cross-eyed donkey it's LUCY4
But the winnerer, who not only gets to choose the next Neat-O topic, but also has to wear Saltire's 'Blow Me' T-Shirt with him, it's...
Congratulations, over to you. I'm off for a pint of Bishop's Stinking Finger and a Badger sandwich.